Morbius

Après le deuxième Venom, les studios Sony continuent d'explorer des impasses cinématographiques vieilles de vingt ans, pariant tout sur la fameuse étiquette Marvel qu’ils peuvent coller sur le produit au moment de sa mise en boîte. Mais une fois Morbius dépouillé de cette étiquette, on se retrouve juste avec un équivalent de tous les films de vampires bêtes et bon marché en production direct-to-video, y compris leurs mauvais acteurs et leurs effets spéciaux encore plus mauvais, tel qu'il en pleuvait au rayon des DVD après le succès de Blade aux alentours de l'an 2000. Personne n’en avait envie à l’époque et personne n’en a envie aujourd’hui. Dans ses meilleurs passages, Morbius n'est rien de plus qu'un « comics film » fadasse et éculé qui se contente d'un schéma narratif des plus basique. Dans ses pires moments, par contre, c'est un véritable cringefest dont les effets spéciaux et les masques numériques sont pareils à un holocauste de pixels. La dernière fois que je me suis autant éclaté, c'était sur Cats. Uwe Boll aurait applaudi. (30/03/2022)

The dilemmas of dying men in a pleasant spirit and at a brisk pace, which paradoxically undercut almost all genre comic book efforts. I was liking this project for quite a long time, until everything went wrong. All the events take place in an unpleasant twilight, the effects are of varying quality at best, the main hero flies in front of a subway train, everything has to be commented on by an incapable, gruff, and fantastically inappropriately cast duo of detectives, I don't believe in the love story for a second, I cringe awkwardly at the lines – and the worst comes at the very end. Subtitle scenes, trying to situate the whole story in a spider's world. At that moment, not a single event or word makes sense and the script descends into clever mockery of any viewer who tried to take the development of the titular character at least a bit seriously. (16/08/2024)

I am Manbat! Jared Leto in a strange variation on a dime-a-dozen Spiderman baddie & unknown Batman baddie is seriously bad. The senseless decisions, unclear motives and questionable rules for the functioning of this entire newly created universe are pitiful. The idiotic screenplay manages even to kill any potentially intriguing storylines and the nicely set up hero/baddie relationship is destroyed unexpectedly amateurishly. The obviously heavily cut ending with the footage of Keaton indicates that Morbius is for teenagers and movie consumers who don’t like to use their minds. (02/09/2022)

Honestly, did anyone expect Morbius to be a good movie? The trailers didn't suggest anything of the sort, and after how Venom turned out, it's not a bad thing to be wary when it comes to Sony comic book movies. So talking about disappointment wouldn't make much sense, the film exactly as crappy as most of us probably expected. Like Venom, Morbius feels like a comic book movie from the days when Ben Affleck as Daredevil and Nicolas Cage as Ghost Rider were goofing around in theaters. Simple entertainment with a simple story, realistically about six characters, no surprises, no ideas and nothing worth paying attention to. Moreover, Jared Leto is no Tom Hardy and while he doesn't spoil anything here, his Morbius simply isn't an interesting character, but that's more the fault of the writers who occasionally try to bite on some attractive themes, anti-heroics and a potentially interesting relationship between the main character and the villain. In the end, however, they ignore all that and serve up a boring film that has nothing to offer in real terms. And when they start to try for some kind of bigger story at the end, it still doesn't work. Oh, and the vampire faces are pretty ugly. (30/03/2022)

I watched it out of compulsion because I'm sick of comic book movies, and how can I say this, somehow I survived unscathed. Mostly surprisingly intimate, holding back, taking place mostly between interior walls in the space of a few rooms. It doesn't have any eye-candy moments that make it memorable, it's just the whole inoffensive definition of mediocrity. Jared Leto was okay, as long as he didn't just make himself look like a vampire thanks to the ugly CGI, he acted artfully and wasn't the weakest link. It just that unfortunately it has a ridiculously cringing Matt Smith, and it has Tyrese Gibson looking like he's expecting diarrhea at any moment the whole time. The final CGI fight, drowned in darkness, is forgotten within five minutes. Like the whole film, actually. (24/10/2023)